Funny Retirement Party Invitations
Three funny retirement invitations: Officially Retired, a rubber stamp over a crossed-out alarm clock, a Monday calendar and a tossed necktie, badged No More Mondays; Under New Management, a shop-door sign with a little bell that reads See Spouse for Details; and No More Alarms, a smashed alarm clock with cartoon springs beside a hammock and a sun, badged Sleeping In Since Friday. Officially Retired opens in Red & Black, Under New Management in Coral & Navy and No More Alarms in Sunflower & Navy.
Pick one and customize it
Officially Retired
Under New Management
No More Alarms
Details, wording, colors, download
Open any design above in the maker. Type the honoree's name, the date and the place, or print the fill-in cards and write them by hand; the back carries the RSVP and one line, and every design downloads as a phone-sized image to text or email.
Pick one of the three palettes drawn for the design, then download a 5 x 7 PDF (front and back), a two-per-sheet letter PDF for home printing, print-shop PNGs with bleed, 4 x 6 PNGs for a photo counter, a phone-sized PNG to text or email, or a Word file. For more lines to put on the card, see the retirement invitation wording ideas and the retirement party etiquette guide.
