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Funny New Year's Eve Invitations

Funny New Year's Eve invitations that don't take the new year too seriously: New Year, Same Us with two matching party hats under NO RESOLUTIONS REQUIRED, Resolutions Start Monday with a sticky-note list of resolutions ("Eat more kale", "Go to the gym"), and Our Year in One Photo, a taped snapshot with a speech bubble. Type the crew's name, add your most chaotic photo, and text the PNG to the group chat.

3 designs

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New Year, Same Us — Funny New Year New Year's invitation
New Year, Same Us
No photo needed · 3 palettes · Titan One
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Resolutions Start Monday — Funny New Year New Year's invitation
Resolutions Start Monday
No photo needed · 3 palettes · Caveat
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Our Year in One Photo — Funny New Year New Year's invitation with a photo window
Our Year in One Photo
Photo window · 3 palettes · Bungee
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Hosting tip
Ask everyone to text you their most chaotic photo of the year before the party, which is the Our Year in One Photo sample's ask ("Bring your most chaotic photo of the year"), and loop them on the TV. It's a free icebreaker, and the best one can win a prize at 11:30.
How it works

Details, wording, colors, download

Open any design above in the maker. One of these designs has a photo window: drop in a picture and drag it until it sits where you want it. Type the hosts, the date badge and the address; the back has room for the line that sets the night up, whether that is the countdown time, a costume or decade theme, a game to bring or a plus-one policy. The wording ideas under the note field have funny and countdown lines ready.

Pick one of the three palettes drawn for the design, then download a 5 x 7 PDF (front and back), a two-per-sheet letter PDF for home printing, print-shop PNGs with bleed, 4 x 6 PNGs for a photo counter, a phone-sized PNG or a Word file. For more lines to put on the card, see the New Year’s invitation wording ideas.

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Frequently asked questions

Can I change the resolutions on the sticky note?
Not those four: the sticky-note list is part of the design. The headline, the host, the date badge and every line on the back are yours to change, so the back note is the place for your crew's own resolution.
When does Resolutions Start Monday make sense?
In 2027 the first Monday is January 4, three days after New Year's Day, which is the joke. The sample's back note keeps it going: "Last chance for cake".
Where do I find funny wording?
The wording picker in the maker fills the back note with lines you can edit, and the New Year's invitation wording page has more. "Come as you are (pajamas count)" from the New Year, Same Us sample is a good place to start.
Updated through May 2026